The citizens of the US can rest a little easier tonight knowing that at least one terrorist threat has been eliminated. Today I noticed a man suspiciously taking pictures of my neighborhood jogging trail. I realized immediately that this was part of an al queda plot to blow up the nations fitness infrastructure & massacre our otherwise healthy population using obesity & heart disease. Being the good citizen that I am, I reported him to law enforcement in whose custody, I hope, he is currently being water-boarded.
Chalk another one up to the good guys!